- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ
(via katara)
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
(via katie-the-hipster-cat)
i wanna be rich enough to eat out every night
it’s simple just become a lesbian
(via inbox)
